What does Mr. J. cry over these days?

Popped balloon

Mr. J's daddy stood in a long line for the balloon twister, while Mr. J. jumped in the jump house. 
Mr. J. asked for a blue light saber.  It had a black handle and was expertly made. 
Mr. J. promptly dropped it on the ground - the wind blew it away and Mr. J. did not manage to catch it before it got blown into some blades of grass and popped... 
Some bystander said, "Poor kid."  Mr. J. burst out crying...

Wet bed

Mr. J. is trying to get off pull-ups at night.
Mr. J. wets his bed once in a while (OK, a while is up for interpretation)
Mr. J. wets daddy and mommy's bed too (Mr. J. usually gets to sleep there during the first half of the night with mommy.  When daddy gets ready to go to bed, he will take Mr. J. to his room)
Mommy gave Mr. J. ultimatum - he would be banned if he peed on daddy and mommy's bed again.
Mr. J. was banned for a night after the last incident as the last warning
Mr. J. peed in his bed Sunday morning at six something.  Woke daddy and mommy up and did not fall back asleep again.
Mr. J. came into daddy and mommy's room Monday morning at 7 after mommy went to work.  He fell asleep, and woke up at 8:45, after peeing in daddy and mommy's bed.

Mommy's text, "How come he didn't fall back asleep yesterday.  Peed in our bed again?  He's banned."
Daddy's, "Yeah he was crying about that this morning."

It takes forever to count to infinity

Mr. J. makes a random remark in the car, "it will take forever to count to infinity."
"Nobody has counted to infinity before..."

Daddy and mommy were pretty stunned.  Forever equals infinite time.  We just haven't thought about it that way.  Children do have an amazing ability to connect things.